When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
My face about to start my sixth serving of chicken broccoli
My face when someone asks me to skip the gym and do something else
When you see your ex with a new partner who doesn’t even lift
When someone takes the bench you’ve been waiting 10 minutes for
When your friends ain’t seen you in months and you got gainz
When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
How haters look when you keep getting bigger
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
When all the junk food you ate over the weekend finally catches you up
When someone tells me you workout too much
Everyone else having seconds. me
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again
When you hit a pr and nobody was watching