When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights
When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat
When the skinny guy makes me take off my headphones to give me unsolicited weight loss tips
When you get advice from the skinny guy
When you’re ill but you wanna hit the gym
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
The feel when your preworkout kicks in
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
The face your gym partner makes when you tell them how many sets they got left
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up
When someone tells me you workout too much
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted
How people at the gym look waiting for a machine to be free