Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
When you hear that guy screaming on every rep
When someone takes your bench at the gym
My face outside any restaurant after i workout
When your new gym buddy warms up with you max
When you catch someone miring your gainz
When you’re resting between sets and someone asks if you’re finished with the bench
When someone asks how many sets you got left
When you drink your protein, do your cardio and workout 8 hours a day, but the first thing she asks is
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press
That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit
When your gym buddy goes to another gym
When you open a new tub of protein powder and the scoop is at the top
When you see your ex with a new partner who doesn’t even lift
When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
That moment when your date says they don’t lift