When they putting clips on the smith machine
Me spreading dangerous misinformation to gym newbies so they’ll never catch up to my physique
When your new gym buddy warms up with you max
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos i don’t wanna get too big. me
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
When you almost died on your last set and your partner starts adding more weight
Person all you do is workout. me
The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big
Big dudes on roids staring at the natty guy lifting decent weights
Me realizing i’m now bigger than the dude who introduced me to the gym
My face when someone asks me to skip the gym and do something else
When you have a bunch of adult stuff to do but you just wanna go to the gym
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
Me fully determined to bench two plates. my shoulders