Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
When someone tells you they enjoy burpees
Personal trainer here’s your fitness plan. me
When you’re at the gym on a sunday and spot someone you saw last week
When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns
When someone takes the bench you’ve been waiting 10 minutes for
When someone complements you on your calves
When someone says they don’t train on fridays
You coach after combining thrusters and burpees
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
When you start working out to lose weight but now you’re the heaviest you’ve been
When you want to get into shape but all you can think about is pizza
Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
When your gym partner gets injured and can only train legs for the next 6 weeks
When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves
My face about to start my sixth serving of chicken broccoli
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints and i don’t wanna get too big. me
When you see your ex with a new partner who doesn’t even lift