When someone asks for a scoop of your protein
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When you see someone half repping their squats
When the hot girl in the gym asks you to spot her
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
Everyone else having seconds. me
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
Me staring at the 40 year old construction worker in jeans benching 500 lbs
My reaction when someone thinks it’s funny to slap my thighs after leg day
When no one asks for my fitness advice
When you’ve bulk bought your protein but now it’s on sale
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
When your ex notices your gainz
How haters look when you keep getting bigger
That face you make when you see someone working out in jeans
Me in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong