Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights
Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted
When you see your gym crush walking into the gym
Watching someone warming up with your max
Sometimes i wonder if my gym is thinking about me too
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
How haters look when you keep getting better
When i see a regular outside of the gym
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
When you find low carb food you actually like
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work
When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in
When someone asks how many sets you got left
How haters look when you keep getting bigger