When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns
When your friends ain’t seen you in months and you got gainz
My face after a set of calf raises
When you’ve booked your holiday but there’s no gym where you’re going
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
When someone says they don’t train on fridays
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
When you get to the gym and it’s closed
When you spot a bench that’s just become available
When you hear that guy screaming on every rep
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me
When you realize you’re now bigger than the dude who introduced you to the gym
When you’re at the gym and your song comes on
When you leave your bench to find more plates and you see someone unracking it
When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others
When your ex notices your gainz
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells