When you hit a pr and your gym crush was watching
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
When someone asks for a scoop of your protein
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
My face outside any restaurant after i workout
When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When someone asks me why i workout so much
When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning your life choices
When someone tells you they enjoy cardio
When you’re warming up and someone asks if you want a spot
When you see your gym buddy with a new training partner
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio
When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout
Fitness influencers getting exposed for using fake weights. me
When you see someone doing pullups without wrist straps
Me in between sets, pondering if it’s all worth it
When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name