Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
When the gym staff know your name
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name
The face your gym partner makes when you tell them how many sets they got left
When you see a fat dude at the gym working his ass off
When you’ve been cutting all day and you come home to lasagne
When you see high school kids recording tiktok videos at the gym
When you see a personal trainer that needs a personal trainer
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 90 seconds on the treadmill
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
When you see someone training with perfect form
When someone tells me you workout too much
When you start working out to lose weight but now you’re the heaviest you’ve been
When people who don’t workout try to give you advice
When you’re ill but you wanna hit the gym
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio