The face you make when someone asks if they can start working out with you
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna get too big
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
When the lift is broken and yesterday was squats
When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs
When it’s friday, gym done for the week
When you realize you’re now bigger than the dude who introduced you to the gym
When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio
When you finally see a free squat rack
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves
When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning if you’re doing the rig
When your friends ain’t seen you in months and you got gainz
Wife can you skip the gym today me
My face about to start my sixth serving of chicken broccoli
When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats