When it’s bed time but you still have 2 meals to eat
The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout
When some says you’re so lucky not being fat
When the pre starts kicking way to hard and you’re trying not to freak out
When you spot a bench that’s just become available
Me in between sets, contemplating life
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
My face when i see a pic of myself before i had gainz
When you’re on zero carbs and someone offers you a slice of pizza
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
When someone eats whatever they want looks great while i smell a cookie and gain 3 lbs
When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds
That moment when there’s finally a free bench at the gym
Gym mfer how many sets you got left me
When you drink your protein, do your cardio and workout 8 hours a day, but the first thing she asks is
Me realizing i’m now bigger than the dude who introduced me to the gym
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go