When a newbie’s preworkout kicks in
That moment you realise to get the body you want you must sacrifice the food you love most
When you’re at the gym and your song comes on
When you see someone curling in the squat rack
The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When you find low carb food you actually like
When you open a new tub of protein powder and the scoop is at the top
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When your gym buddy finally shows up
When you see your gym buddy with a new training partner
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
When your friends ain’t seen you in months and you got gainz
When you see someone deadlifting in silence
When your gym crush notices your gainz
When you’re struggling to finish the set and wondering if you loaded the wrong weight
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
When you’ve maxed out every machine in the gym