When your preworkout buzz has worn off
When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted
When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
When you get advice from the skinny guy
When there’s no one in the gym strong enough to spot you
When someone accuses you of half repping squats
The face you make,in between sets, contemplating life
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
Me realizing i’m now bigger than the dude who introduced me to the gym
Me in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When someone has been lifting for a week and tells you they wanna quit
Me, looking at bread
When you catch someone miring your gainz
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week