Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
Sometimes i wonder if my gym is thinking about me too
When someone asks me why i workout so much
Me when i’ve one more of set of squats to go but not sure if i’ve got it in me
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
My face about to start my sixth serving of chicken broccoli
When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning your life choices
Me in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When you’re on zero carbs and someone offers you a slice of pizza
When your new gym buddy warms up with you max
Gym mfer putting their plates back. me
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When you catch someone miring your gainz
Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs today
Me who loves to workout. also me who’s tired of being sore