When your friends finally notice your gainz
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
When it’s leg day but you dont wanna
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
My face after a set of calf raises
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
My reaction when someone thinks it’s funny to slap my thighs after leg day
That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit
When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout
When a non lifters tells you hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
When you’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
Me doing maths in my head in between sets
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work
When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
When your gym crush notices your gainz