Me determined that this is the week my calves will start to grow. my calves
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When you’ve taken preworkout and find out gym is closed
When someone tells me they forgot to eat today while i base my entire day around eating
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When you’ve been cutting all day and you come home to lasagne
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
When you’re on zero carbs and someone offers you a slice of pizza
When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning your life choices
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When you’ve been eating all day and not sure if you’re disgusted with yourself or should finish with somethi
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
When you’re in the real world and you see someone from the gym
Wife can you skip the gym today me
When you see your gym crush walking into the gym