When life gives you lemons but you wanted cupcakes
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
When you catch someone miring your gainz
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
How people at the gym look waiting for a machine to be free
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
When you hear that guy screaming on every rep
My face outside any restaurant after i workout
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna get too big
When you hit a pr and nobody was watching
That moment when there’s finally a free bench at the gym
When someone tells you they enjoy burpees
The face your gym partner makes when you tell them how many sets they got left
When i see someone filming tiktok videos in the gym
When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
Non lifter you workout too much. me
Non lifter hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much. me