Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
When the lift is broken and yesterday was squats
The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
Newbie i’m gonna try rich piana’s 2 hour arm workout. me
When someone tells you they wanna quit the gym after a week cos they not seeing any results
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna get too big
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
When you spot a bench that’s just become available
That confidence you get when you start hitting the gym
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
When your preworkout buzz has worn off
When you’ve trained 5 times this week and spot someone who’s done the same
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me
When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout