When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs today
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When someone eats whatever they want looks great while i smell a cookie and gain 3 lbs
When you hear that guy screaming on every rep
When you’re ill but you wanna hit the gym
When someone accuses you of half repping squats
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio
When you’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
Gym mfer how many sets you got left me
When you see high school kids recording tiktok videos at the gym
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others
Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym