When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio
Gym crush hi, how are you me
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
When i see a regular outside of the gym
Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session
The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
That feeling when your favourite protein is on sale
Non lifter hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much. me
When you finally get a bench, but last mfer left a pool of sweat
When you open a new tub of protein powder and the scoop is at the top
Me when a weight that was too much for me last month is now easy
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When you’re warming up and someone asks if you want a spot
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
When life gives you lemons but you wanted whey