When you catch someone miring your gainz
When you’ve been cutting all day and you come home to lasagne
When you get to the gym and it’s closed
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
When the lift is broken and yesterday was squats
When people who don’t workout try to give you advice
When you hit a pr and your gym crush was watching
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again
When you’re ill but you wanna hit the gym
When people who don’t workout try to give you advice
When you realise your only two hobbies are going to the gym and taking naps
When you see your ex with a new partner who doesn’t even lift
How people at the gym look waiting for a machine to be free
When somebody randomly compliments your gains
When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
My face when i learn my favourite protein is on sale