That moment when your date says they don’t lift
Non lifter you workout too much. me
When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When you get to the gym and it’s closed
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When you’ve been on the treadmill for 20 minutes but it’s actually been 1
When it’s rest day but all you’re thinking about is super setting squats and dumbbell curls
My face outside any restaurant after i workout
The face you make when you see someone with bad form
When someone asks for a scoop of your protein
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
The face you make when someone asks if they can start working out with you
Everyone else having seconds. me
Me in between sets, pondering if it’s all worth it
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work
When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out