When they putting clips on the smith machine
When you see your gym buddy with a new training partner
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
When your gym crush notices your gainz
When you’re warming up and someone asks if you want a spot
When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When someone tries talking to me in the gym
When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
When you see someone half repping their squats
When you see high school kids recording tiktok videos at the gym
That confidence you get when you start hitting the gym
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
Gym mfer putting their plates back. me
When you spot a bench that’s just become available