Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
When you’ve taken preworkout and find out gym is closed
When no one asks for my fitness advice
When you’re at the gym on friday night and all the equipment is yours
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again
My face when my gym buddy turns up
When your preworkout buzz has worn off
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
The face you make when you think you should start doing some cardio
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
When your gym crush walks in and gives you a smile
When you see someone in the gym putting their plates back
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
How haters look when you keep getting bigger
When your gym crush notices your gainz
When they putting clips on the smith machine
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs