When you’re on zero carbs and someone offers you a slice of pizza
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
When the lift is broken and yesterday was squats
When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio
When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning your life choices
When you walk into the gym during dead hours and it’s packed
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
My face when someone asks me to skip the gym and do something else
When you’ve been dieting all day and someone offers you a slice of pizza
When you’re resting between sets and someone asks if you’re finished with the bench
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted
My face when thinking i should start doing some cardio
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
When my gym buddy hits a pr and i know he has more in the tank