When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When someone accuses you of half repping squats
You coach after combining thrusters and burpees
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
When you hit a pr and your gym crush was watching
Me taking coffee, a redbull and 3 scoops of preworkout. my heart
When you’ve got doms and it’s leg day
When you get advice from the skinny guy
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
Personal trainer here’s your fitness plan. me
When your coworker brings in donuts
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
When someone is taking their sweet ass time to finish their last set
When all the junk food you ate over the weekend finally catches you up
That moment you realise to get the body you want you must sacrifice the food you love most
Everyone else having seconds. me