When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
Me realising i have less than 3 weeks to get in shape for my hols
When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning your life choices
My face about to start my sixth serving of chicken broccoli
When you want to get into shape but all you can think about is pizza
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
Me when a gym newbie asks for my advice
When you hear someone say ‘i don’t train legs’
Trainers watching their client use shitty form after they just spent 15 minutes explain how to do it correctly
When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns
Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session
When you hit your goal weight and still aren’t shredded
When you’ve been hitting the gym for 3 months and nobody compliments you
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
Big dudes on roids staring at the natty guy lifting decent weights
That feeling when a random person at the gym asks you for technique critique
When you see a personal trainer that needs a personal trainer
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me