Watching a documentary about a serial killer he was a loner, had no lover, spent all his time at the gym. me
When your gym buddy suggests skipping the gym today
When a gym newbie asks for your advice
When you realise your only two hobbies are going to the gym and taking naps
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds
When you’re trying to eat clean and someone walks in with dominos
The look i give people while on my meal plan
When you find out that once you get in shape, you still have to stay in shape
The face you make when someone asks if they can start working out with you
Me i’ll just do a little cardio. my gains
Me in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
Chicken breast on sale
Me today is the day i smash my squat pr.my lower back
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
When you’ve been eating healthy for the last 15 minutes and still see no progress