When someone says they don’t squat cos leg press does the same thing
When your friend complains about not getting the results they want and you see them texting and talking in b
When you have a bunch of adult stuff to do but you just wanna go to the gym
When no one asks for my fitness advice
My sleep schedule watching me take two scoops at 1pm
Mfer you haven’t seen in a while hey you still workout me who hasn’t missed a day in years
When someone is taking their sweet ass time to finish their last set
Me trying to remember how many grams of protein i’ve had today
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
Huge guy walks into gym for the first time. former biggest guy in the gym
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
When you realize you spend all your time at the gym but still look like shit
Working up the courage to tell my personal trainer that i ate an entire birthday cake
When the biggest guy in the gym calls you big man
When you dieting and not eaten for 47 minutes
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
When you’ve been eating healthy for the last 15 minutes and still see no progress