When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 90 seconds on the treadmill
When you see high school kids recording tiktok videos at the gym
When the all you can eat buffet owner starts staring at me after i tell him i’m bulking
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me
When you’ve one more of set of squats to go but not sure if you’ve got it in you
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
When someone asks me why i workout so much
When someone accuses you of half repping squats
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna get too big
The face you make when we have burpees in the workout
Me spreading dangerous misinformation to gym newbies so they’ll never catch up to my physique
When you leave your bench to find more plates and you see someone unracking it
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints. me
When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat
When someone takes the bench you’ve been waiting 1 minutes for
When the supplement store employee tries to give you suggestions
When a non lifters tells you hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much