When somone asks you why you don’t go to the gym more often
Sometimes i wonder why my friends don’t even lift
Non lifter you workout too much. me
When you’ve mentally prepared for leg day and there’s a queue for the squat rack
When i say i look fat and no one says anything
When you see your gym buddy with a new training partner
Planet fitness trainer would you be interested in a free personal training session me
When the biggest guy in the gym calls you big man
Personal trainer here’s your fitness plan. me
When your friend complains about not getting the results they want and you see them texting and talking i
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints and i don’t wanna get too big. me
When you keep checking the fridge for something good to eat but it’s still full of healthy shit
When you’re warming up and someone asks if you want a spot
When people who don’t workout try to give you advice
Personal trainer here’s your fitness plan. me
When a gym newbie offers training advice
When you having an argument and they bring your calves into it
When you’ve bulk bought your protein but now it’s on sale