When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio
When they putting clips on the smith machine
When a gym newbie asks for your advice
When you trained someone for 2 weeks and then they quit
Gym partner let’s try german volume training. me after the fifth set of squats
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
Big dudes on roids staring at the natty guy lifting decent weights
My face in between sets, regretting all the decisions i made over the weekend that are now impacting my workou
When you see someone in the gym putting their plates back
When someone is taking their sweet ass time to finish their last set
My face about to start my sixth serving of chicken broccoli
When a newbie’s preworkout kicks in
When i see someone filming tiktok videos in the gym
Me spreading dangerous misinformation to gym newbies so they’ll never catch up to my physique
When you see someone on the leg press with big weights and locking their knees on every rep
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos i don’t wanna get too big. me
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs today