When you get to the gym and it’s closed
Me filling the room with negative energy because i’m hungry
When the biggest guy in the gym calls you big man
When it’s chest day but you remember it’s actually legs day
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form
You coach after combining thrusters and burpees
Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted
When you’ve got doms and it’s leg day
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
When you want to get into shape but all you can think about is pizza
When your gym buddy ain’t funny but you need that scoop of protein
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
Starts working out to help depression but now you’re just buff and depressed
The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit