When someone tells me they forgot to eat today while i base my entire day around eating
Them you’re always at the gym, you must be so happy with your body me
When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
Wife can you skip the gym today me
Bodybuilders when they find out a research chemical used for castrating elephants ha
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
When my gym crush uses the bench next to me
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
When you hit your goal weight and still aren’t shredded
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
When the supplement store employee tries to give you suggestions
When you’ve booked your holiday but there’s no gym where you’re going
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
When you ate too many calories for the day and didn’t meet your protein goals
When you’ve taken preworkout and find out gym is closed
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
Me i’ll just do a little cardio. my gains