Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed
Me spreading dangerous misinformation to gym newbies so they’ll never catch up to my physique
When someone claims the exercise i am doing isn’t optimal
When someone has been lifting for a week and tells you they wanna quit
When they curling in the squat rack and pause to take a phone call
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
Personal trainer here’s your fitness plan. me
When you get advice from the skinny guy
That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit
Big dudes on roids staring at the natty guy lifting decent weights
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When someone says they don’t squat cos leg press does the same thing
How haters look when you keep getting bigger
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
When your ex notices your gainz
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
When you told yourself you’d hit legs tomorrow and now it’s tomorrow but you still don’t wanna do them
My face when i learn my favourite protein is on sale