When you have a bunch of adult stuff to do but you just wanna go to the gym
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
Planet fitness trainer would you be interested in a free personal training session me
When the skinny guy makes me take off my headphones to give me unsolicited weight loss tips
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When your coworker brings in donuts
When you keep checking the fridge for something good to eat but it’s still full of healthy shit
When they putting clips on the smith machine
When you’re finally able to do 10 proper pullups but then see some mf do the same with weights
Me fully determined to squat two plates. my knees
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats
When your gym buddy ain’t funny but you need that scoop of protein
When you find low carb food you actually like
Me throw on another plate, i’m gonna hit this pr. my rotator cuffs
Me today is the day i smash my squat pr. my lower back
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press