Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
Watching a documentary about a serial killer he was a loner, had no lover, spent all his time at the gym. me
When you told yourself you’d hit legs tomorrow and now it’s tomorrow but you still don’t wanna do them
Get’s to gym, remembers it’s legs day
When you pull up to the gym and you can see every bench taken before you even walk in
When you get a free shaker with your protein
Gym newbies when they realise that skipping legs is just a meme and you actually have to hit them
Gets to the gym, forgotten headphones
Person all you do is workout. me
Me fully determined to bench two plates. my shoulders
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When you cutting and not had any carbs for 47 minutes
When someone takes the bench you’ve been waiting 10 minutes for
When you realise that your current warmup weight was once your max weight
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
Huge guy walks into gym for the first time. former biggest guy in the gym
When someone tells you they enjoy burpees