Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints and i don’t wanna get too big. me
When you see your ex with a new partner who doesn’t even lift
The face you make when someone interrupts your set
Me realising i have less than 3 weeks to get in shape for my hols
When it’s chest day but you remember it’s actually legs day
Me fully determined to squat two plates. my knees
My face when someone asks me how many sets you got left
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
Me doing maths in my head in between sets
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
My heart watching me take a coffee, a redbull and 3 scoops of preworkout
Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session
When someone tells you they enjoy burpees
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press