When someone says they don’t squat cos leg press does the same thing
When you’re injured and see everyone lifting
Chicken breast on sale
Mfer you haven’t seen in a while hey you still workout me who hasn’t missed a day in years
When it’s rest day and you have no other hobbies
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When i say i look fat and no one says anything
When the new guy warms up with your max
99 of people when you try to explain the simplicity of losing weight from eating in a calorific deficit
When they putting clips on the smith machine
When your new gym buddy warms up with you max
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos i don’t wanna get too big. me
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
When you almost died on your last set and your partner starts adding more weight
Person all you do is workout. me