When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
When you’ve been hitting the gym for 3 months and nobody compliments you
When your new gym buddy warms up with you max
Me i’ll just do a little cardio. my gains
When she notices your calves
Me trying to remember how many grams of protein i’ve had today
Chicken breast on sale
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
Starts working out to help depression but now you’re just buff and depressed
Me filling the room with negative energy because i’m hungry
That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit
When some says you’re so lucky not being fat
When your gym buddy ain’t funny but you need that scoop of protein
Me throw on another plate, i’m gonna hit this pr. my rotator cuffs
When you’ve ordered a salad at your favourite restaurant and the waiter tells you pizzas are 2 for 1 today
When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny
When you nearly die after squats and realise you’ve only just started your leg workout
When you hear someone say ‘i don’t train legs’