When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
When you’ve got doms and it’s leg day
Mfer you haven’t seen in a while hey you still workout me who hasn’t missed a day in years
When you ask your personal trainer for some honest feedback and they’re too honest
Personal trainer here’s your fitness plan. me
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
When someone says they don’t squat cos leg press does the same thing
When you get advice from the skinny guy
That feeling when a random person at the gym asks you for technique critique
Big dudes on roids staring at the natty guy lifting decent weights
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
Me in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When you’ve bulk bought your protein but now it’s on sale
When someone walks in between you and the mirror during a set
How haters look when you keep getting bigger
When you hear someone say ‘i don’t train legs’
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work