When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
When a newbie’s preworkout kicks in
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs
When there’s no one in the gym strong enough to spot you
The face you make when someone asks if they can start working out with you
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
When you’ve been eating all day and not sure if you’re disgusted with yourself or should finish with somethi
When you hit a pr and nobody was watching
When you’ve been dieting all day and someone offers you a slice of pizza
Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session
Me realizing i’m now bigger than the dude who introduced me to the gym
Me i’ll just do a little cardio. my gains
When your preworkout buzz has worn off
That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit
When the all you can eat buffet owner starts staring at me after i tell him i’m bulking
Everyone else having seconds. me