Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
When you trained someone for 2 weeks and then they quit
When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
When someone tells you they enjoy cardio
That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit
When you realize you spend all your time at the gym but still look like shit
Friend i don’t wanna lift heavy cos it’s bad for the joints. me
Bodybuilders when they find out a research chemical used for castrating elephants has
When someone tells you how much they used to bench, back in the day
When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others
When you bring your non lifting friend to the gym and they lift more than you
Mfer you haven’t seen in a while hey you still workout me who hasn’t missed a day in years
When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout
When you see your ex with a new partner who doesn’t even lift
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form
When someone has been lifting for a week and tells you they wanna quit
How haters look when you keep getting better