Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning your life choices
When you lose weight so celebrate by eating but then put it all back on
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again
When you realize you spend all your time at the gym but still look like shit
When you ate too many calories for the day and didn’t meet your protein goals
When you’re at the gym, and someone walks by smelling like they just took a bath in cologne
Me, looking at bread
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
Me filling the room with negative energy because i’m hungry
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When everyone in the gym stops to cheer your final rep and you fail
When you finally get a bench, but last mfer left a pool of sweat
Me throw on another plate, i’m gonna hit this pr. my rotator cuffs
Me, looking at bread
When the hot girl in the gym asks you to spot her
When you do 45 mins of cardio for 3 months straight and lose 5 pounds just to gain it all back after one
That moment when your date says they don’t lift