When you hear someone say they don’t wanna get too big
How haters look when you keep getting bigger
When you see a personal trainer that needs a personal trainer
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
How people at the gym look waiting for a machine to be free
When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat
When some says you’re so lucky not being fat
When you’re injured and see everyone lifting
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
When you have to leave the gym early because you have the shits
When some says you’re so lucky not being fat
When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio
When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout
When my wife see me stepping out the shower and asks so when are you gonna cut again
When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up