Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
Non lifter you workout too much. me
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
When you see a gym bench finally available
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
The face you make when someone asks if they can start working out with you
When you see someone doing pullups without wrist straps
When someone tells you they enjoy burpees
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press
The face you make, in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout
When you hit a pr and your gym crush was watching