When you realise your only two hobbies are going to the gym and taking naps
When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
Me in between sets, trying to remember when it all went wrong
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
Gym buddy that was one tough set, how about one more me
Gym crush hi, how are you me
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
Non lifter you workout too much. me
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
When you see a gym bench finally available
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
The face you make when someone asks if they can start working out with you
When you see someone doing pullups without wrist straps