When someone asks me why i workout so much
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
When you leave your bench to find more plates and you see someone unracking it
When you see a hot girl in the gym loading up the 45’s
Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
When a non lifters tells you hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much
That feeling when you hit a new pr
Me when i realise i’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
When you done 8 reps but know deep down you had 2 more in you
Finished workout, forgot post workout drink
When you hit a pr and nobody was watching
When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big
Me staring at the 40 year old construction worker in jeans benching 500 lbs
When the skinny guy makes me take off my headphones to give me unsolicited weight loss tips
When you see someone half repping their squats
When they bragging about their pb on leg press but their knees hurt when they squat
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else