When someone says they don’t train on fridays
When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name
Gym mfer putting their plates back. me
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
Me in between sets, contemplating life
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
That face you make when you see someone working out in jeans
When the gym is the best part of the day and you’ve been already
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
When you have a bunch of adult stuff to do but you just wanna go to the gym
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
When some says you’re so lucky not being fat
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
When someone asks how many sets you got left
The moment you realize there are some things the gym can’t fix
That moment you realise to get the body you want you must sacrifice the food you love most