When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in
My face after a set of calf raises
My reaction when someone thinks it’s funny to slap my thighs after leg day
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
Fitness influencers getting exposed for using fake weights. me
My face when i see a pic of myself before i started working out
My face outside any restaurant after i workout
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
When you see a hot girl in the gym loading up the 45’s
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
The face you make,in between sets, contemplating life
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
Sits down at a machine at the gym last person was weaker than me
When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big
The face your gym partner makes when you tell them how many sets they got left
When you realise your only two hobbies are going to the gym and taking naps
When your gym buddy finally shows up